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| BEER
VOMIT/FRANKENSPERM/PUTRIDE DEFECATION 3 way split tape (Chookroot production/Impaler of trendies prod.) Release date: 2000   |
 Beer
Vomit Review: This french fun/grind/noise/core 3 way
split starts with Beer Vomit. Classic grind-noise like
old Anal Cunt: short songs, crazy screams, funny growls,
noisy guitar and bass mess, fucked up drum chaos,
rudimentary sound... Just a whole lot of fun and violence.
This band gets high using intros from a documentary about
birds between songs. Stupidity, fun, noise and assumed
alcoholism... This is Beer Vomit! |
| Tracks: 14 tracks (Maybe I'll write down the titles a little later) |
| Beer
Vomit Contact: Max Varnier - 161 Avenue Alsace-Lorraine -
52100 Saint-Dizier c3m.varnier@wanadoo.fr |
| Frankensperm
Review: The highlight of the split! This is the
funniest french band, in my humble opinion. Incredibly
violent crazy grind-noise, where music and vocals are
intentionally funny (especially those childish screams!),
not only the intros. Frankensperm often uses a trombone
and keyboards. Their jokes are really funny and they have
some very good ideas. While although totally cheesy and
idiot, the intros this band pick are also well-sorted
with their songs (more thought out than... let's say
Infected Pussy). Lots of great fun and noise, tasteless
song titles... The songs often start like parodies
("Dallas" or "Star wars" themes) and
end up like total grind-noise chaos. My personal fave
french grind-noise-fun-core band with Gronibard (to check
out too). Over-the-top vulgarity, inimitable french bad
taste. |
| Tracks: 1)Intropicana 100% jus de drisse 2)Ode à ta mère 3)Mes prouts vont défoncer tes croûtes (part 1&2) 4)Crotte de bique en salade cuite 5)J'ai un foetus dans mon anus! 6)Paté en choune en croûte 7)Moisissure de gland: ça suppure c'est chiant 8)Le jus de diarrhée, quelle santé! (part 2) 9)Les féculents c'est pas chiant 10)Je suis sataniste, je fais des jeux de pistes 11)Arrête papa j'ai mal à mon cucul!! 12)Quand je me mouche j'ai mal à la bouche 13)Dallas... 14)Je pète jamais au toilettes! 15)Ronald Mc Donald est gay 16)Allez ma puce, pète moi l'anus 17)Bubble gum parfum scrotum 18)Mon prépuce il est minus 19)Obi Wan Ken Zobi 20)Ta tente est en pente 21)Monte sur le talus que je te lèche le cul! 22)"Flash"...aha!! 23)C'est d'la balle quand tu me fais mal! |
| Frankensperm
Contact: This
tape is available for 20 FF or 4$ (postpaid) from: YOANN KAMINSKI 137 RUE ABELARD 59000 LILLE FRANCE analcapone666@hotmail.com |
| Putride
Defecation Review: P.D. terminates the split tape in a
majestic way... They really have the stupidest intros on
the tape. French bad taste to the core. It's funny, but
well, I'm not sure everyone is into this kind of stupid
shit... Hopefully their grind is ultraviolent, noisy, raw...
with short songs etc... classical grind-noise stuff and
not so good sound production, but alot of energy anyway.
If you're not afraid of porn jokes, and if you dig funny
grind-noise, then I allow you to take a glimpse at what
french dudes do best: vulgar grind! Get it from
Frankensperm guy. |
| Tracks: 33 tracks (I'm afraid to write the list down) |
| Putride
Defecation Contact: YOANN KAMINSKI 137 RUE ABELARD 59000 LILLE FRANCE analcapone666@hotmail.com |
| BEER
VOMIT "Vomis
ta bière et tais toi" Demo Release date: 2000 |
 Beer Vomit Review: The truth is that this Beer Vomit
band is one of the best french noise-grind band around.
Noise-wise and frenchystupidity-wise they rank here in
the tops of the charts of France's leaders of grindnoise
scene, with crazy fucks like Infected Pussy, Gronibard,
Frankensperm. I think french noise-grind fucks are the
best worldwide in terms of bad taste. So Beer Vomit is:
Brutal, messy, grindy, noisy, raw... gorged with
grotesque growls, painful screams, larsens, dirty bass
rashes, bloody ante-technical guitar mess, ominous
drumming raids... and best of all, fucking lame intros,
taken from the stupiest french tv-programs or tv-advertisements
you can ever think of... Ugliness, bestiality, idiocy,
beer-soaked noise are all the special elements that makes
this demo a true hit in the genre. Every alcoholic
mentally deficient person around here should get a copy
of this true noise-grind masterpiece. |
| Tracks: 1)Beer Vomit 2)I put a purulent beer in your fetid cunt 3)Kathaarian life code (Darkthrone cover) 4)Vomit eruption 5)Suspiria putrid cover 6)Beurk 1 7)Ricard passion 8)Drunk as fuk 9)Only beer and metal 10)We are drunk... fuk you!!! 11)Alcoholocaust 12)Au bobby bar 13)WAR (Burzum cover) 14)Apprend la musique avec Beer Vomit 15)Irish beer 16)Grunt n' rose (Excavation cover) 17)Destroying Nirvana junkies 18)Alcohol when you drive is COOL!! 19)Under beer kontrol 20)My neighbours S.U.X. 21)Drink 'till death 22)Deathkrush (Mayhem cover) 23)Je suis né dans la mousse 24)Purulent rotten Allah 25)Alcohollica 26)BV à la ferme 27)Vomis ta bière et tais toi 28)A tribute to putrid cadaver (instrumental) 29)C'est à boir kill nous faux 30)? 31)Drunken cops 32)Noisemental 33)Noisemental (instrumental) 33)Anal Cunt is gay 34)Outro to the poivro |
| Beer
Vomit Contact: Max Varnier - 161 Avenue Alsace-Lorraine -
52100 Saint-Dizier c3m.varnier@wanadoo.fr |
| BRAIN
DAMAGE "Death
ro rock-stars!" Rehearsal Demo 92/06/26-27
|
 Review:
Here is
rehearsal demo with an only attempt; playing noise! Only
noise! You can clearly hear that it isn't a studio
recording... Brain Damage is band with two members,
including Rikard from swedish grindcore legend,
Regurgitate! This is pure do-it-yourself-noise-core-grind-fun
with larsens, loud guitars, damaged amp noise, randomly
blasting drums... Ultimate melody obliteration! Recorded
in Lobotomy's rehearsal room; And too many trax to be
named! So, sorry, there is no track list... |
| Contact:
Rikard
Jansson Fiskarnas Gata 170 136 62 Haninge Sweden Rikard.Jansson@edt.ericsson.se |
| BRAIN
DAMAGE "Boycott
comercial music business!!" Rehearsal
Demo 1993/01/25 |
 Review:
Still with
Rikard from Regurgitate. Still recorded in Lobotomy's
rehearsal room... With a slightly better sound than the
previously reviewed B.D. demo... And maybe sounding
closer to construct grindcore this time; But always in a
noise/grind way with tons of tracks, mostly improvised...
probably played when they were drunk... Anyway; this is
very enternaining! |
| Contact:
Rikard
Jansson Fiskarnas Gata 170 136 62 Haninge Sweden Rikard.Jansson@edt.ericsson.se |
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