Microphallus started as a
porngrind band- and turned into more hate-related stuff (more
serious). Why is that? Why didn't you change the band
name, and what did it initially mean- is that about some
short dick matters or what?
Well it started as a porno based project because what is
easier than writing songs about T & A. I didn't
change it because I think porno related shit is bad,
misogynic, gross or anything like that, it's just boring.
There are too many lame porno based bands around with no
orginality and I didn't want to me another one of them. I
didn't change the band name cause it was never meant to
be porno related, I actually got the name from a
description of GG Allin's penis, haha. I am a huge GG
Allin fan and it sounded like a decent name for my noise,
so there the secret is out.Why did
you try to kinda hide your identity into Microphallus?
Haha, damn this question, ok well at the begining it just
seemed like a good idea. Having the person behind the
irritation be unknown, sorta like what Pantalones Abajo
Marinero do/does. But it's not easy since my address will
always be the same and shit like that, so the secret is
out on that aswell.
All
your noise is composed on a computer right? Are you ever
gonna use instuments? What are your influences, or are
there bands you try to sound like?
Yep, I have zero talent, I am 100% computer nerd. I'll
never use instuments because instuments are for hippies
and Microphallus hates hippies! As far as influences go
my main influence is Stress Related. If it was not for
the "Fucking Audio Destruction" demo there
would be no Microphallus. I also take influence from alot
of west coast grindcore bands and a few of the newer east
coast ones and of course Gut, older RGTE, Blower,
Dysemenorrheic Hemorrhage (fuck you Kyle, haha). But
sadly enough my earlier stuff took influence from older
Meat Shits stuff, with the long intro short song
structure, but on that note I think Robert Closet-homo (that's
right it's no longer deathrage, he changed it because he
is finally coming out, hahaha) and his new Meat Shits is
a complete joke. It's time to lose the rockstar attitude
and realize your band will always be a talentless
noisecore band.
My
mind is blurred, but you were in a band before that, was
it Scum Bitch or another band, sorry I'm not sure anymore...
Yeah, I still do vocals for Scum Bitch we are going to be
recording for our full length cd this summer. The funny
thing is the same label that's releasing our cd is
releasing the new Meat Shits cd, ain't dat some shiat. I
also did Colostomy Bag for awhile but that went nowhere
so there is no need to speak of it.
I
guess you have a severe opinion on grind. What bands are
right or wrong to you? Social bands like Disrupt or Doom
I thought you disliked, they're on your site links........
I like ALOT of socially aware grindcore bands, I have
never been against that. But I definetly do not agree
with most of their beliefs such as veganism. I do have
problems with grind/crust bands who seems to bitch and
complain more than they play. I hate snobby left-wing
hippie crusties though, the ones who will turn on you if
you don't agree with their beliefs. It's funny when they
are so against facism yet the way they act is a form of
it. It's pure comedy. But I also get pissed at the mis-labeling
of grind, like when people called Exhumed a goregrind
band and CUM a death/grind band. I actually saw RGTE
described as a "new school death metal" band,
funny huh? What the fuck is death/grind anyways? 99% of
the bands labeled as that have no grind going on. But
fuck it, now I am just bitching.
What's
with Intestinal Disgorge & Backstabbin' Boogie??
doesn't appear to be pretty..
Ahhhhh yeah, good ol' Intestinal Disboys. I have always
disliked them, and I made the mistake of trying to patch
things up with them but it was a bad idea on my part.
They've always been a shitty band in my opinion, and
their newest stuff is laughable. Ryan is a self absorbed
rockstar, the kid can't keep his shirt on! The band is
just full of shit. The song was about me fucking them
over and being proud of it. Plus grind and hardcore don't
mix, ditch the HC riffs Ryan. No one wants jock hardcore
with their goregrind.
Do
you know if a lot of people hate you?
I hope so cause I hate most of them. But I could careless
either way, haha. What kind of question was that anyways,
Pierre? Trying to tell me something asshole? Just kidding.
I'd gat yo cracka ass faster than you could holla "bow
wow wow yippie yo yippie yay".
How
do you distract yourself from boredom, apart from
listening or playing noise.
By sitting on my ass at the computer all day everyday,
watching movies, getting drunk, going to shows or playing
them with Scum Bitch, or fucking my bitch deep in her
ass, but you know thats just normal shit people into
grindcore do everyday.
Do
you know if Proctophobia Prod. is gonna distribute old
Tasteless Shit Recs. tapes. How many releases have been
put out during the label's lifetime.
Yeah, most likely PPP will carry the TSR tapes. When they
will have them to distro I can't answer cause it all
depends on when I get off my ass to send what I got. I
think I released 5 or 6 tapes in TSR's lifetime, nothing
anyone cares about though, right? Tapes are an
underappreciated thing these days anyways.
and
finally, please shed some light on what stuffs are coming
up with Microphallus written on it.......
Well out now is the 17 track promo available to most
labels for free and bands who I am in contact with, and
all the rest of you jerk offs have to pay for it. As for
upcoming I have a split tape with Ames Sanglantes on
Klinetic Sleaze Records due out very soon, then I have
the split 7" with the aussie grinders in Filth on
Deaf People Can't Hear This Records, and last but not
least a delayed 3way split tape with Analscope Rectal
Speculum and Dysmenorrheic Hemorrhage. Other than that I
got nothing planned, anyone wanted to hook something up
can get in contact with me.
That's
all I could come up with! Can add extra words if you want.......
I give no props on dis interview cause all my niggaz is
dead, all the rest of you who dig demented computerized
grindcore go to: http://menglef.net/phallus
That's all for now, stay black and stay strong!
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