When
did you guys decide to get together and start this band.
How seriously are you all involved in it? Are you all
set on keeping it up for a while?
Hey there Pierre! thanx for the gay interview. I feel
like a rock star. We decided to form in mid 2003 when
we felt a need to make some pure gore slaughter. We do
take it seriously; as seriously as we can anyways.
We will be doing this until we run out of riffs or when
our drummer dies, whichever comes first.
You
all seem to have various different other projects outside
it... How do you manage being involved in that many projects
at once? Are these mostly on/off projects or what...?
No
project anyone of us does is an on/off thing, or a one-off
thing (at least yet). Either we do projects for awhile,
or they dissolve and dont come back. Some current bands/projects
we are
involved in are Hirudinea, Erotonomicon, Penis Christ,
Witch Tomb, Aiwiss, Psychosadistic Haterapist, Flog, Pyuric
Expellor, and others
i will leave out. I dont feel like stating which one of
us does which, no
one needs to know shit like that. We are ubercult.
Can
you introduce every Embryonic Cryptopathia member? What
does everyone
do in the band?
Our
members consist of:
Clinically
Dead (me) and i play geeetar and bass.
Rotman
plays geetar and bass.
Spewfrey
plays drums, not much more to be said about him. I really
dont like
him.
Gorehog
does our "GUGGGURGLEGURLGLEGURGLing" and lives
in Miami. He comes
back up here when he needs to do his magic. He is OBSESSED
with latinas. "Taco Taco,
Burrito BURRRRRRRRRITO!"
How many copies of the demo have
you spread around so far? Do most people
seem to dig it? What releases will be coming next?
Right
now there are about 100 copies out there, so that means
i have 100 left. DO PEOPLE LIKE IT?!?!? C'mon man. The
next release to come out is actually out right now, its
a split CD-r with Fantasmi Di Sodoma.
This stuff was written and recorded completely live without
bass in one
hour. More noisecore influenced stuff.
We recorded our second demo before the above mentioned
live session and have
decided to release it as a split tape with Oxidised Razor
on Ray Riviera's label, Church of Anus Cult tapes. Once
my sewage doom/grind band Flog finishes our first sessions,
we will begin recording brand new Embryonic Cryptopathia
stuff.

Where
and how often do rehearsals happen? What usually goes
on during them? How do you procede to write the songs?
Is any of it improvised at all? etc...
We
have never actually practiced, it all happened on accident
really. We went in, set up mics, wrote and recorded. That
first demo we did was recorded over two days, written,
rehearsed, recorded. Then we overdubbed the bass and spewage.
Thats it.
One song was written prior to recording. We have another
session consisting of the same recording method, which
will be released as the split tape with Oxidised Razor.
We do alot of sniffing pills and smoking, and maybe spewfrey
and rotman will have a little to drink while we write
and record. The sessions tend to be me yelling at rotman
and spewfrey because they are so fucking stupid. Its not
fun at all.
Was
the demo recorded in a studio or something or is it rehearsal
recordings?
That
demo was recorded on a 4-track, as well as the above-mentioned
sessions. The new stuff will be recorded through a computer
and only then will we achive world gore grind domination.
Did
Embryonic Cryptopathia already play some live gigs? Any
live gig prospects as of now?
I
laugh at this question because it is so stupid.
The
demo's got a couple of pretty weird intros... Are part
of them from movies or just completely created? Who is
that 'Rotman' guy and 'Clinically Dead'?
The
intros were just a failed attempt at ripping off the Nekromantik
soundtrack. You know how Haemorrhage used that intro on
their "Emetic Cult" album? Well, we thought
we would play the
casio keyboard and do one that couldnt have been used
by anyone else. I did the first intro and Rotman did the
intro to the last song on the demo. We created the sounds
and samples
together with the cheese keys.

Ok,
now on to your other project/band Psychosadistic Haterapist,
this is perhaps the closest thing to Catasexual Urge Motivation
I've ever heard...
When composing, do you go and try recreating a CUM feel
or not exactly?
Thanx
for the compliment, thats the best thing anyone has ever
said about PSHR. When i used to write stuff for PSHR,
I wanted to emulate the patented C.U.M. style, but more
blistering and grindcore influenced. I used to describe
it as C.U.M. or Slough meets Regurgitate or Squash Bowels,
but things have changed drastically now.
No one has heard the new stuff yet, so i will keep it
a secret.
P.S.H.R.
is now a 2 piece band but originally it was just you,
right? Do you still compose most of the stuff or is it
a real collaboration?
PSHR
is my brainchild, but it has always been a two-piece.
Spermen Allah was on the first recording, released as
the split CD-r with Maniac Killer. He just did some vocals.
Then Drew/Gorehog from Microphallus (RIP) came in on the
4-way Vomitrocity tracks. He did the noise/samples/main
vox. The psychology of the band is unexplainable.
How
do you compose/record the stuff? What kind of equipment/drum
machine/computer programs are involved?
No
computer programs are involved in actually recording the
music, only used later to master and add intros/noise/etc.
I use a tascam 4-track to record everything. For equipment
I use ibanez guitar, yamaha bass, bass amp, shit guitar
amp, various effect pedals, metal zone pedal, synths,
zoom drum/bass machine, and
a pitchshifter.
Ok,
some of your releases are the Split cdr w/ Maniac Killer
& the Vomitrocity 4 way split cdr... has any other
stuff been released besides those? What will be coming
next?
Those
are the only releases out at this moment. It sucks because
i have had new material done for awhile now and nowhere
to really release it. I have had interest and a split
cd with Intense Soaked
Cloth almost happened, but the Lofty Storm guy said he
wasnt doing it anymore. So, time will tell when a release
will happen. But, there are some plans underway, i just
dont want to jinx it or anything. The new material will
leave you wishing you had murdered/raped that bitch in
the alleyway.
No
Life Records... What did you release besides the E.C.
& P.S.H.R. stuff so far? Anything coming up? Do you
distribute other stuff as well?
Here
is a complete No Life records list:
001
Ninnixu-"Destructive forces obscure" CD-r
Harsh,
bass driven black art inspired by MZ412, NON, Beherit,
Necromantia,
etc.
002
Psychosadistic Haterapist/Maniac Killer split CD-r
Psychosadistic
Haterapist: Hypersick murder-grindgore nihilism, mix early
Gore Beyond Necropsy, C.U.M.,and Slough.
Maniac Killer(RIP): Spastic Grinding death from member
of Lord Gore and
Frightmare. Like Mortician on crack!
003
Psychosadistic Haterapist/Erotonomicon/Uterus/Septic Scum
4-way
Vomitrocity CD-r
Psychosadistic
Haterapist: Hypersick murder-grindgore
Erotonomicon: Cold, mechanical cyber-goregrind; mix Slough
and Libido Airbag
Uterus: Scumhole death/grind, ex-Demonic Orgy
Septic Scum: Whirlwind thrash/grind, one-off project of
Dysmenhorrheic
Hemmorhage
004
Ninnixu/Burning Winds/Witch Tomb/Aiwiss 4-way CD-r
Ninnixu:
Experimental and noisy black art
Burning Winds: Raw, chainsaw black metal in the old way
with drum-machine
Witch Tomb: Sick and noisy black/death; mix Autopsy, Von
and Archgoat
Aiwiss: Cyber-black metal influenced by Mysticum, Samael,
and Profanatica
006
Embryonic Cryptopathia-"Gore Splattered Hymns of
Maggot Infested
Cavities" demo tape
Total
old-school splatter grindgore in the vein of Rotting Flesh,
Carcass,
Regurgitate, Dead Infection
and Exulceration. Featuring members of Psychosadistic
Haterapist,
Erotonomicon and Microphallus (RIP)
Each demo comes with free sticker included. Limited to
200.
007
Embryonic Cryptopathia/Fantasmi Di Sodoma split CD-r
Embryonic
Cryptopathia return with 20 cuts of pure pathogical grindnoise
splatter in less than 9 minutes!
Fantasmi Di Sodoma incorporates dark atmospheres and ritualistic
chaos
creating an ambience of disgust and unhindered acts of
insanity.
Septic zombie holocaust noisecore from hell!!!!! Limited
to 200.
I
distribute demos and stuff on a small scale, so e-mail
me to see what i gots. Only true underground extreme gore,
noise, grind tapes and cd-r's. The next two No Life releases
to come out are:
Ninnixu/Nazarene
Whore split CD-r
Erotonomicon/Gynophagia/Flog/Veneral Sarcoma 4-way split
CD-r
Embryonic
Cryptopathia Discography:

-"Goresplattered Hymns of Maggot Infested
Cavities" Demo Tape (No Life Records - No
Life 06, 2003)

-Split Cd-r w/ Fantasmi Di Sodoma (No Life Records
- No Life 07, 2004)
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Psychosadistic
Haterapist Discography:

Split Cd-r w/ Maniac Killer (No Life Records -
No Life 02, 2001)

Psychosadistic
Haterapist/Erotonomicon/Uterus/Septic Scum 4-way
Vomitrocity CD-r
(No
Life Records - No Life 03, 2003)
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You
don't have a website for any of your projects that I know
of... Don't see the need for one or...?
Well,
i already have enough shit to deal with, so doing a website
was always something i never wanted to add to my already
mundane life. I also feel for the most part i dont need
one, as my projects get enough attention through reviews
(Thanx to you bastard!!!) and word of mouth. Hey, want
to do an Embryonic Cryptopathia site? Give you something
to do besides never updating the other ones! ooooooooooooooooooh,
snap!
What
are some of your favorite bands right now? Current playlist?
Some
great bands/projects as far as gore/grind and noise/grind
stuff goes (currently) is Autophagia, C.A.R.N.E., Pulmonary
Fibrosis, Oxidised Razor, Parracocidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis,
Feculent Goretomb, Veneral Sarcoma, Lymphatic Phlegm,
Morbid Savouring, Blue Holocaust, Castration, Maggut,
WTN, NeuroVisceralExhumation, Erotonomicon, Dysmennorrheic
Hemorrhage, Discrete Corporality, Fantasmi Di Sodoma,
El Muermo, Rotten Penetration, NWC666, Carnival Of Carnage,
Gruesome Stuff Relish, Tu Carne, LDOH, Disgorged Fetus,
Obsceno, Mixomatosis, etc.
Some
stuff i have been jammin' the last week or so:
Shining-"Within
Deep Dark Chambers" cd
Interment-"Life Here After" 7in
Godflesh-3 songs off of the "Hymns" cd
Antaeus-"Cut your Flesh..." cd
Morbid Savouring-"Insensitivious" cd
Oxidised Razor/C.A.R.N.E. split cd
Fantasmi Di Sodoma/Castration split tape
Grunt-"Last Grip to Sanity" cd-r
Abazagorath-"Sacraments of the final atrocity"
cd
Dissector-"....Ate my Neighbors" cd-r
Savage Man Savage Beast and Blue Holocaust on that 3 way
split with
Microphallus
FUNEBRARUM-ALL!!!! BEST DEATH METAL BAND RIGHT NOW!!!!
Lord of Putrefaction/Mortal Remains split lp
Anal Vomit-"From Peruvian Hell" 7in
Demigod-"Slumber of Sullen Eyes" lp
Absu-"Barathrum: V.I.T.R.I.O.L." pic lp
Goatlord/Nunslaughter split 7in
Goatvomit-"Chapel of the winds..." 7in
Tu Carne/El Muermo split mcd
Tu Carne/Mixomatosis split mcd
Taint-"Vice" lp
How
do you waste your time when you're not listening to/creating
music?
I
have a girlfriend, and she gets most of my attention,
as she owns my testicles. Umm, i go to school at my local
community college and work a job. I love the "Ali
G show" more than anything right now. Sometimes i
will throw in a movie, i have been getting more into them
lately, but not too much. "Invader
Zim" is my favorite cartoon right now. Smoke alot,
drink meagerly, loathe my no-culture country, and hope
for a quiet, peaceful death. Not much more to say my French-Fried
friend.
Alright,
that's about everything I've got, thanks for going through
this... I'll leave the final word to you...
Hey
Pierre, thanx so much for the interest and exposure, you
really are great shit man! I had so much fun answering
your questions, which were very good by the way. Dont
be so modest, you webzine fucking rules, dont ever stop!!!
I cant wait for that Blue Holocaust full length, i know
it will kill! Stupid underground labels that cant write
decent english shouldnt attempt it. Thank you.