- EXHUMED
INTERVIEW
- (july 29 1998)
- Goregrind and Grindcore
interview #6 with PPP from Exhumed(usa)
- Questions were asked by
myself(Pierre) through email
Hi!!! How are you today?
Today, I am god
damn horny. I have masturbated eleven times already,
but now I am forced to stop because of the enormous bleeding
sore that I have made on the end of my penis. All this
because I've just returned from the Milwaukee Metal Fest, and
after looking at a bunch of slutty metal chicks for two days,
I've a case of blue balls you wouldn't believe.
Unfortunately, we aren't big rock stars, we are degenerate
perverts, so we were unable to pick up any chicks.
Well, Maniac from Mayhem gave me oral sex, but that just
wasn't enough.
I
just listened to the compilation "Chords of Chaos"(Lofty Storm Records); I think
that new material is great; Are you happy of this
4-way-split?
Yes,
although it took a very long time to come out. Our
material on there is more than a year and a half old, and it
shows, unfortunately. Necrose and Excreted Alive are
also really cool, but I think Ear Bleeding Disorder are the
fucking bomb! They rule my world.
What
about the split with Nyctophobic? Are you great friends with
them?
Nyctophobic are
great, in bed, that is. No, they are very cool guys, and one
night during Grind Over Europe 2, while sniffing cocaine off
some Deutsche schlampen's (that's sluts, to those who don't
speak German) asses, we decided doing a split seven inch
together would be really cool. It will be out soon, and
the only delay is our artwork, because we are still taking
massive amounts of hallucinogens in order to conceive
it. I've been up for five days eating nothing but magic
mushrooms, acid tabs, and pop rocks. The Rat, the
drummer of Nyctophobic, says if he don't hurry up our side of
the split, he wil force feed us barrels of Hüten Snack until
we die in a diahreic fit.
What's going on with your first full
lenght? Is there other new Exhumed
stuffs coming out soon?
We are in the
middle of recording our album, actually. It will be
done soon, and will most likely be out in the winter of our
discontent, that is, 1998. So far, we know it is to be called
"Gore Metal," it will feature at least 15 new
songs, a Sodom cover tune, and will clock in at over 45
minutes in length. A real album! Also cumming out is
our poo, the aforementioned split seven inch with Nyctophobic
released from Revenge Records in Germany, a split seven inch
with Retaliation to be released by Headfucker in Italy, and
hot off the presses is a split 7" with Pantalones Abajo
Marinero, now available from Al Pacino Records in the
states. Also, Relapse is still planning to re-release
the Hemdale / Exhumed split CD with bonus tracks from both
bands.
Did
your line-up change often since the beginning?
Many times.
We are on our fourth guitarist (the other one being the
original), third vocalist, and ninth bassist. The main
problem is that we demand of new members complete submission
to all that is Exhumed, and if that means that Matt's mom
wants you to eat out her swollen encrusted and papule ridden
pussy, that means you do it. I think Matt abuses that
power, though, when he demands that he sit on a new members
face while farting after having eaten Mexican food and garlic
pizza.
I think that Exhumed "music"
is mainly influenced by grind, black and death metal. What do
you think about your music style?
That is just
way completely off. Our main influence is Edie
Gormet. Hands down. She knows how to rock a
house. I think that is apparent, as well as the perfect
musical description of our style, in the title of our
upcumming album.
Do
you have different topics for the new lyrics or will you stay
in necrophiliac genre? Why are you attracted by necrophilia?
Hmmm,
well, the new album actually has very little necrophilia
potrayed in it. There are songs about genital disorders,
autopsy procedures, pedo-cannibalism, dismemberment, grave
violating, brain abscessing, cadaver storage, cunnigulis,
disgruntled morticians, and blazing corpses. There is
still necrophilia,
however. Necrophilia attracts us because it is the
ultimate in love, where yo can be assured that your lover
will always be there for you, always be willing to listen,
provide for you sexually at all times, and plus their rotten,
smouldering skin feels great when you caress them. You
know, we are about nothing but love.
I saw
some Exhumed band pictures. Are you wearing like this
everyday?
Well,
more or less. Somedays we are more naked, and
walk around town with buttless pants on, showing off
our great asses to the general public. Other
times we wear leather chaps, and nothing else.
That way, all the ladies can check out our massive
genitalia. The spikes and bullet belts we
usually do not wear until we are ready to got bed.
- Which
is the band is hate the most; and the band you like
the most?
I can't
think of who I hate the most, but Edie Brickel and
the new Bohemians really suck. My favorite band
is Repulsion. Did I mention that I have sex
with an inflatable sheep?
- How
sounds the demo "Horrific expulsion of
gore"? Is it still available?
It sounds
terrible, and subsequently, no, it is not available.
- Why
did you cover Possessed "Death Metal" on
split cd with Hemdale?
Why
not? Possessed fucking rule! They were
very underappreciated at the time we covered that
song, but now I hear that their CDs are being
re-pressed, and somebody has done a great job
bootlegging their "seven churches" shirt,
so now everybody can have one.
- How
are Exhumed live shows?
Loud.
- Tours
or live gigs planned for soon?
We are
always playing shows in our immediate area, but no
tour plans have been formulated as of yet. We'd
love to hit Europe again, and I mean that literally,
and we would also like to get across the United
States. Also, I'd love to play in Tunisia, I
hear they have a great scene there.
- What
are you going to do now?
Well, I
am going to masturbate again, despite the bleeding
sore on my pee pee.
- Then,
I can't find any other questions; any last words?
Thank you
for indulging me sexually. Being insipred by
your frenchness, I think I am going to masturbate
while thinking of Julie Delpy. Write to me,
while I am not masturbating, at Exhumed / c-o Pearly
Penile Papules / PU Box 53432 / San José, CA 95153 /
U.$.A.
